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A Cluster Fuck 

A completely unorganized gathering of people, usually involving a task that all the people must complete.
The baggabe claim at the airport was a cluster fuck; people had no clue where they were going.
A Cluster Fuck by Pesticide 5 September 5, 2006
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A Cluster Fuck 

Also a series of minor or major mishaps leading to an almighty fuck-up
What with the failure of the goods being delivered on time, no-one knowing where to go and no-one who knew what to do anyway, the whole thing was a cluster fuck
A Cluster Fuck by PaulF October 4, 2006

A Cluster Fuck 

When there are too many people in a confined space, all of whom have no idea what they are doing. When this happens in a nunnery, it's called a Cloister Fuck.
Any retail establishment on the day after Thanksgiving (Black Friday) is a cluster fuck of the grandest proportions.
A Cluster Fuck by Weehawk30 September 5, 2006

A Cluster Fuck 

A situation or event that is screwed up on many levels. Could be external or something that happens to you. Term is derived from the military "Cluster Bomb", which helps explain the impact of a Cluster Fuck. For example, As it relates to America's global image,loss of life and treasure, just to name a few things, the Iraq War is a Cluster Fuck.
The U.S. conduct of the Iraq War is a Cluster Fuck.
A Cluster Fuck by SammyPex January 1, 2009

A Cluster Fuck 

"hey bobby" said dave, did you hear what happened to eric. "Yea, not only did he get fucked by his wife, but he also lost his job. Man what a Cluster Fuck"
A Cluster Fuck by David Butenko September 3, 2006

after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck 

simply the best comeback in any situation ever
Gilbert: Go touch yourself
Drew: Shut up you after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck
Gilbert: ................

Aids infested cum bubble leftover from a Lesbionic cluster fuck 

A bubble of feminine ejaculate that has been mixed with other feminine ejaculate from a large orgy, and is infested with the AIDS virus. Often used as a derogatory term when having an insult contest, often times it ends the competition.
"You horse fuckin thunder cunt!"

"You AIDS infested cum bubble leftover from a Lesbionic cluster fuck!"

"Dude....eww"
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