An absolute god of a man. He is a leviathan, behemoth, and God himself all rolled into one. Many people envy ACJ_NSE and therefore try to bring him down. Each letter stands for a famous general, kind of like Shazam, but cooler. Nevertheless, ACJ_NSE still reminds as the God-King of this universe.
Person 1: "Man I don't think I go on with my day."
Person 2: "Shutup! You need to be more like ACJ_NSE! Now that's a prime example of a man!"
Person 1: "You're right!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'