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A Brian Urlacher  

A humorous sexual position in which reference to Professional Football Player Brian Urlacher is used.
In order to give a woman a Brian Urlacher or Urlacher,You have to have sex with a girl from behind. You stick two of your fingers into her ass and wipe them under her eyes just like a professional football player wears eye black. In order to complete the "Urlacher" when she gets up and runs away in disgust you have to tackle her from behind.

It is acceptable to celebrate the completion of the "Urlacher" by screaming "Whooooo" or "This is my House" followed by chest bumping the wall.
A Brian Urlacher by JH,RK,CF December 14, 2008

A Brian Urlacher 

A sexual position in which reference to Professional Football Player Brian Urlacher is used.
In order to give a woman a Brian Urlacher or Urlacher,You have to have sex with a girl from behind. You stick two of your fingers into her ass and wipe them under her eyes just like a professional football player wears eye black. In order to complete the "Urlacher" when she gets up and runs away in disgust you have to tackle her from behind.

It is acceptable to celebrate the completion of the "Urlacher" by screaming "Whooooo" or "This is my House" followed by chest bumping the wall.
A Brian Urlacher by JH,RK,CF December 9, 2008

pulling a Brian

Pulling a Brian occurs when a male seems very interested in a girl, pursues her for a decent amount of time then randomly decides that the girl is no longer worth it. The male then leaves with the excuses of "I am not ready" or "I haven't gotten over my past girlfriend." It usually occurs a month into dating.
No I am done with him, he started pulling a Brian.

pulling a Brian

When a full-grown individual shits his or her pants.
"Ah man, I thought I was just going to let out a juicy fart, but I ended up pulling a Brian."

pulling a brian

not answering calls and or falling asleep when you have made plans, thats pulling a brian
pulling a brian by djsfx November 3, 2012

Pulled a Brian 

The act of saying something at the wrong time. Criticizing someone when they are right behind you, using inappropriate language around people of importance, or making just plain stupid comments around the wrong people.
"Nice one. You just pulled a Brian."

For instance:

"That math test was a bitch!" - in front of the principal's office at your private high school

"This school is NOT the shit" - while passing the head of administration at your private high school

"HEY REF! GET OFF YOUR KNEES YOU ARE BLOWING THE GAME" - yelled in a quiet gym during a basketball game at your private high school...while sitting right behind a teacher

"Who the heck made up that rule? that is the DUMBEST thing I have ever heard in my life" - when the maker of the rule (part of administration) is sitting right in front of you
Pulled a Brian by Brian Conlan July 28, 2008