A Brandon

means a square up tight and virgin

Your such a Brandon

by Tommy oakes July 28, 2021

a brandon

Doing a brandon comes down to one of 2 scenarios 1. being too soft to partake in anything which may raise your heart rate sightly. Or 2. Being a selfish lazy cunt that is unable to enjoy new things or the outdoors.

Might do a brandon tonight and stay in all night.

by Alibaba2k21 February 23, 2021

Pulling a Brandon

When a certain individual (usually male) wears a specific piece of clothing for a consecutive amount of days without going through the act of washing it.

Hey John! That is like the third day you wore those Adidas joggers in a row! Quit Pulling a Brandon!

by Brian Ngo May 11, 2016

Hung Like a Brandon

1. Black down under
2. No, really, place. Like burned. Or dead.

Brandon: I'm black down under
IJ: That's gross, like its dead or something.
Onlooker: Wow, you must be hung like a brandon

by Brandon Zhang January 21, 2007

To Pull A Brandon

Verb

Thinking Way Too Much At Nite! As Soon As The Sun Goes Down, Your I.Q. Rises And You Think More Deeply.

Dude! Last Nite I "Pulled A Brandon" And Came to The Conclusion That I Really Love Jen!

by McPoofy December 17, 2004

pull a brandon

To work like a dog or lift a heavy object to the point of giving ones self a hernia

Oh shit that's looks heavy Kevin , be careful you might pull a Brandon and give yourself a hernia

by Strawberries short ass May 21, 2017

Pulling a Brandon

When a person in a friend group (typically in online gaming) specifies an ETA for coming back or logging on, but end up appearing out of nowhere hours past the ETA.

He said he'd be on in an hour, but is he pulling a Brandon?

by Sincerely, reptilian overlords June 6, 2019