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Pulling a Bernard

Pulling a Bernard: Disguising yourself and pretending to be a different person in order to date someone without them realising your true identity.
As seen in the 2010 Dreamworks movie, Megamind.
Chick one: That asshole! I thought it was my boyfriend sexing me up all night. Turned out it was his twin bro!
Chick two: Shit girl, he just pulled a Bernard!

Dude 1: So, I had my hoodie on, and this dudette suddenly glomps me, coz she thought I was her boyfriend. Nearly got away with it, too.
Dude 2: Ohoho! Shit, man! You were halfway to pulling a Bernard

Baby needs a Benadryl 

Betty was startled awake by daughter Harriet for the 3rd time that night, and Betty, bleary-eyed, thought to herself "fucking hell Baby needs a Benadryl." But, knowing drugs are not the answer, Betty rocked her to sleep and put her back in bed.
Baby needs a Benadryl by Uncle Joosie September 13, 2021

Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.
Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

Person one: what the fuck are you on about

Navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard 

When a man has sexual relations with a girls neck fat (mountains) while wearing a condom for protection (St. Bernard).
Damn bro, I met this chick at the bar and she had so much neck fat that I had to navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026