A 96

A person who isn't perfect (a 100), but is pretty damn close.

Person: dude, check her out.
Other Person: dude, you've got a girlfriend.
Person: yeah but I'm just looking.
Other Person: dude your girlfriend is a 96, why bother even just looking at anyone else?

by HKA January 15, 2014

its a '96

a reply to when some one freaks out at you for doing something to their car

after leaving a mcdonalds drive thru
frank:"yo man you cant eat that in here"
Jeff:"fuck that man its a '96"

old crazy neighbour:"did you kids just hit my car!!"
kids:"chill man its a '96"

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