Zwn 

"Zwn" is the greatest degree of ownage that one can accomplish. It is greater than both "own" and "pwn" by a large margin, and is to be used wisely.

Dude, I zwnd your entire guild by myself.

Zwn by Grouchy Gnome April 26, 2005

Zwn 

A word made by our "Spade-Club" guild in Gunbound, as of April/May 2004, as a replacement for "Owned" and "Pwned."

Note: I'm not sure if the other definitions found this word independently to the time we made it, or picked it up from us.

Haha, I completely zwn'd you, you ebay wand..

Zwn by Kevin W. January 30, 2005

Zwn 

th zwn (verb)

used to express, that someone was owned.

dude: dude you just got zing zonh zwned.

or

fgt: hi, guys
dude: LOL YOU FAG
dude2: zing
dude: zong
dude2: zwned

Zwn by para January 19, 2005

Zwn 

Another form of owned, pwned. Invented by Jake "bagboy".

Man, you got zwned by that n00b! For shame...

Zwn by RNR ;) (luv ya jake) August 5, 2004

zwndr 

Zwndr orginates from the word Sidewinder. To Zwndr someone is to confuse them with your movement.

I'm going to zwndr you so much.
I'll always zwndr you.
You're about to get zwndred.

zwndr by Ad Firth March 30, 2008

zwnage 

A deviant of the word pwnage which is in turn a deviant of the word ownage.

See zomg for the addition of the "z" reasoning.

Pronounced - zo-nage

zomg, friggen zwnage man!

zwnage by RusselT January 24, 2007

p'zwnd 

A combination of the word for massive ownage, "pwn," and the food made by pizza hut, the "p'zone." It's pronounced as if it's spelled pizowned. It basically means that you got brutally owned because you ate massive amounts of food. Getting p'zwnd can be the result of eating contests or friend's dares. People who are p'zwnd frequently exclaim things like, "I think I'm going to die." Being p'zwnd is sometimes accompanied by groans of intense pain or writhing on the floor in misery. In one way or another, a person who is p'zwnd will need to seek a bathroom for complete recovery.

Joe was utterly p'zwnd after eating a massive one pound burger, a jumbo order of fries, and a gigantic milkshake.

Joe completely desecrated the men's room after getting totally p'zwnd at Fudds.

p'zwnd by Andres Silvestre May 29, 2008