A shitty ass failed attempt at Microsoft to cry and beat the apple iPod. Hass Wi-Fi for you can "Squirt" songs to the other 2 Zune users in the world, and the songs you get from others are only 3 days or 3 Plays and it's gone. It has Radio, but thats not why you get damn MP3 players. It has a big screen to compensate for it's shitty colors and over bearing DRM.
Zune User:"Hey dude, wanna Squirt?"
Other guy:"Sorry im not into gay sex"

Zune User:"Ha Ha I have a Zune, I can Squirt songs to other Zune owners"
iPod User:"Good luck finder other 2 Zune users"
by John McSailorman May 15, 2008
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A piece of shit device released by Microsoft. The "awesome capability" to beam music to your friends is another example of Microsoft copying Apple. This technology was introduced IN 1993 ON THE APPLE NEWTON!!! Piece of shit device that nobody uses. If you think, have you ever seen someone with a Zune and not an iPod?
Person 1: "DUDE! I got the new iPod Touch!"

Dickhole: "Well I got a Zune. I trust Microsoft more than Apple. It may be a brick but I can let my friend listen to a song twice! Microsoft is so smart with its wireless beaming technology!

Person 1: "Cunt."
by SuburbanWhiteBoy November 13, 2007
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Microsoft's foray into the PMP(personal media player) market, and a rival to Apple's iPod. The Zune was released in 2006, had a bigger screen than the iPod's of the time, was capable of playing FM radio, and played more music formats than the iPod.

Though at the time it was more advance than the best iPod at the time when it was released, the Zune failed to catch on due to bulky design, software(that was bad at first) and also the it wasn't that much better than the iPod. Apple also announced and released the iPhone and iPod Touch withing a year of Zune's time on the market, which also could have had an effect on Zune's sales and popularity.

In 2009 Microsoft released the Zune HD, which at the time had a clearer screen than the iPod Touch, and a way more sleek design, but lacked browser and app capabilities like the iPod Touch. The Zune HD has also had a bad time on the market.
The Zune is great brand of MP3 players, but has failed to catch on and defeat the iPod.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI June 26, 2011
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I just bought my zune and it immediately disintegrated than spontaneously combusted. I hear it happens a lot. Piece of crap.
by Kawasaki9800 June 12, 2008
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A portable multimedia player made by the Microsoft Corporation, built as the main competitor for Apple's "iPod."

The Zune has received generally positive reviews, but is often overshadowed by the iPod.
Zune MP3 players come in all different sizes, ranging from 4GB to 120GB of storage space.

The recently released Zune HD has a 3.3 inch OLED touch screen and comes in 16GB, 32GB, and 64GB models.
by glork June 30, 2010
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The mp3 player made by Microsoft that's giving Apple a run for its money. I have one of these myself, and it's really good. I have the Zune HD, which is the newest model. Some people still have iPods for the convenience.
Zune marketplace is far better, because you only have to pay $15 a month to download anything and everything you want for free. TV shows and some LEGENDARY music still costs you a little bit of money, and not everything from iTunes is available. But it's at least better than paying $0.79-$1.29 per song.
Jon: Oh, hey, is that the new Zune?
Darren: Yeah, it's got great battery life, and a marketplace that doesn't rip you off.
Jon: Why do I still have this iPod?
by ExAxis November 26, 2011
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