zump

When you hit the quan, nae nae, dab, and stride like damn daniel all consecutively

vro did you see that savage totally ZUMP over there!?

XD vrother that was a ZUMP for all the haters indeed!

by lol_xd_memes_21 February 22, 2018

Zump

Any nonsense word that can be perceived as offensive or vulgar, especially by a target audience that loves to be recreationally outraged.

“Did you hear that? He just called me a doozlefrazznut!”

“Relax, that’s just a zump.”

by Bad Beth and Beyond November 2, 2021

Zump

To be in a deep sleep. Sleeping

"I just woke up from the BEST ZUMP EVER!" "i feel so zumped/zumpy right now"

by Butane God December 11, 2023

Zump

Its like a bump, but instead of that classic Colombian bam bam, its done with the powder from a ZYN.

I asked Joe if he wanted a ZYN and he said, "Nah, daddy need a ZUMP".

"Joe leaned over the workbench, lined it up, and took a ZUMP like it was second nature"

by Joeranglee March 9, 2026

zam zump

A morning dookie that may, or may not, have taken place prior to the subsequent lavatory occupancy by a counterpart or peer.

I mighta cut one, but I ain't take no zam zump!

by Henri Zumplington October 4, 2010

Zumped

verb:
1) abandon or desert (someone) via videoconference

"I just got zumped by my girlfriend over Zoom."
"My company just zumped me and now I need to find a new job."

by LyricalPoet April 16, 2020

Zumping

To dump a significant other by Zoom

I will plan on zumping my girlfriend today

by the Ut May 14, 2020