Zort

the cum that leaks out of a crotch after a creampie

"i wanna suck a nigga zort out of yuur pussy"

by zortslurper August 23, 2022

Zort

When to take your friends out for a night of drugs, alcohol and all around kook fest. There are three levels.

Motel-80$
Bellargio-120$
Sandals the big daddy, you are not going to sleep for 2 days....

Hey we should go to Caplansky's and zort eachother

by rezort April 08, 2020

Zort

A fully automated cryptocurrency trading platform
The only place where you can make money in your sleep with Bitcoin

What is Zort you ask? It's the only place on the Internet where you can press a button and wake up with a lamborghini in your living room. It trades Crypto automatically. With the press of a button.
Make bitcoin. Not friends.

by Ron493 July 01, 2020

zort

Where troz comes from. A saying that Pinky from TV's "Pinky & the Brain" made popular.

Pinky: "Ha ha. Zort!"

by trozzort September 02, 2004

zort

Sprocket from Animal Crossing's favorite phrase

Yo, you look like you've been working out, zort!

by cherryangel April 28, 2020

zort

Chicago American-Italian slang for money.

Hey, yo, Mikey got some zort?

by Fecalator May 27, 2004

zort

Zombie Outbreak Resistance Tactician. Generally used to refer to anyone who has studied zombie survivalist theory. Typically refers to a member of a large web based organization known as OZORT that can easily be found on any search engine.

After killing 11 zombies, the Zort took a 10 minute break, ate a sandwich, and then killed 7 more.

by Edward Stevens August 26, 2006