Zooey Deschanel

Full name: Zooey Claire Deschanel.

An amazingly talented actress who enjoys, and is very good at, singing jazz as well as playing the ukelele and piano. Very stunning and definitely unique, stars in films such as Failure to Launch and Elf. Zooey is funny, quirky and smart. As a youngster she used to travel the world with her father, who is also involved in the film industry.

"Have you seen Failure To Launch?"
"Yeah! How funny is Zooey Deschanel?"

Zooey Deschanel by Summer-Jayde January 15, 2008

zooey deschanel

synonymous with beautiful and talented; sister is on bones with that guy who was on buffy.

Woah, that Zooey Deschanel is a hottie.

zooey deschanel by H.L. November 17, 2006

Zooey Deschanel

Most awesome and gorgeous person ever ever.

1: Did you see that new movie?
2: No, but I want to, it has Zooey Deschanel!

Zooey Deschanel by Zooeyclaire March 14, 2010

Zooey Deschanel

Her full name is Zooey Claire Deschanel, and she was born on January 17th, 1980 in Los Angeles, California. She starred in several movies, such as "500 Days of Summer," "Yes Man," and "Elf." She is a semi-decent, but mainly overrated actress who likes to think of herself as some type of hipster.
Best known for her mediocre acting ability, 1960s haircut, large nose, rather nonexistant chest and booty, tree trunk legs, and nasally voice.

A: "Who is hotter, Katy Perry or Zooey Deschanel?"
B: "Katy Perry all the way! Zooey doesn't have much of a body and she's kind of annoying! Katy on the other hand is very attractive and can sing well!"

A: "Who's this Zooey Deschanel chick?"
B: "She's kind of a less-hot, Birkenstock wearing version of Katy Perry."
A: "Oh."

Zooey Deschanel by Emmett695 February 29, 2012

zooey deschanel-ed 

zooey deschanel-ed is the act of being led on in a relationship that doesn't go anywhere while messing with someones emotions. Just like zooey deschanel does in (500) days of summer.

Will: Hey are are things going with Memo?
Danielle: Horrible, he just messed with my emotions!
Will: WHAT he zooey deschanel-ed you!!!!!!

zooey deschanel-ed by Ivan Saxon September 29, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019