Zonk out

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To fall asleep, usually a deep sleep. It happens after a long day or doing drugs, commonly happening quickly or without warning. It may be one of the best kinds of sleep.

You're not gonna zonk out after smoking that bowl, are you?

Zonk out by RubbingAlcohol March 23, 2009

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zonk out

v. A subtle way of asking someone to fuck.

Hey Brandon, do you wanna zonk out?

Wow, I'm tired, Let's zonk out together, in my bed.

zonk out by dodobird736 June 11, 2009

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zonk out

To receive a score of 0 when playing zonk.

Simeon zonked out on his first turn today.

zonk out by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

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Zonk out with my Donk out

When a man falls asleep in basketball shorts or loose boxers allowing his wiener to become visible through the leg hole.

Steve said, "Wake me up later, I'm going to zonk out with my donk out."

Zonk out with my Donk out by Weenman September 6, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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