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zonk out 

v. A subtle way of asking someone to fuck.
Hey Brandon, do you wanna zonk out?

Wow, I'm tired, Let's zonk out together, in my bed.
zonk out by dodobird736 June 11, 2009

zonk out 

To receive a score of 0 when playing zonk.
Simeon zonked out on his first turn today.
zonk out by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

Zonk out with my Donk out 

When a man falls asleep in basketball shorts or loose boxers allowing his wiener to become visible through the leg hole.
Steve said, "Wake me up later, I'm going to zonk out with my donk out."
Zonk out with my Donk out by Weenman September 6, 2018

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026