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Zonian
A Zonian is a person associated with the Panama Canal Zone, a political entity that existed between 1903 and the absorption of the Canal Zone into the Republic of Panama between 1980 and 2000.
Many of these people consider themselves to be Panamanian and U.S. citizens, although quite a few say that they are only American or only Panamanian. After the nationalization of the Panama Canal, many Zonians moved to the United States.
Many of these people consider themselves to be Panamanian and U.S. citizens, although quite a few say that they are only American or only Panamanian. After the nationalization of the Panama Canal, many Zonians moved to the United States.
Zonian by Type2GenomeManiac June 6, 2017
Zonia
The best and mysterious girl you would ever find. She is hot and knows how to keep it cool. You will never find anyone like her. Full of wisdom.
Zonia by meornotidc December 31, 2018
zonin
zonin by monkeydude12345 December 28, 2005
safe zoning
The art of distancing a "lover", or good friend in an orbital space. Not too far, not too close. When they get too far, you pull them back in, when they get too close, you push them back out into the "safe zone". This keeps the person in your life, exactly where you want them.
The bitch wants to get married, and I don't. The sex is great, but I'm just not ready for commitment. "Safe Zoning" her would be to ignore or be non-committal to her emails and phone calls and when you've totally pissed her off, send her a dozen roses, fuck her, and repeat the cycle.
safe zoning by BoMat April 27, 2008
zorian
zorian by skrtskrtvicky December 2, 2019
warp zoning
A reference to Super Mario Brothers in which a player would skip several levels in order to achieve the ultimate objective of saving the princess. More generally, it refers to someone who wants to achieve a goal more easily than he otherwise could by stacking the odds in his favor or by skipping steps that would ordinarily be required.
By joining forces with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh, Lebron James is warp zoning himself to a championship.
warp zoning by Hank Thompkins December 9, 2011
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