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Zoned Friends 

Two friends of the opposite sex who have a very close friendship. So close, they can actually keep a no boundary friendship and still not be sexually attracted to each other (like seeing each other naked or possibly being in a close and intimate proximity and not getting aroused)
Maggie trust me to give her advice on underwear that she buys for her boyfriend because we're Zoned Friends.
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Friends-With-Benefits-Zoned 

The state of being Friends-With-Benefits-Zoned (or FWB-Zoned) is being in a relationship with someone who has sex with you but only considers you a 'friend'. (The Friend-With-Benefit-Zoner usually has boundary issues and tends to be manipulative and self-centered.. using sex to keep you infatuated with them get you to buy them stuff and give them rides because they never have a car/licence).

The FWB-zoner wants you to treat him/her like a boyfriend/girlfriend (by driving them places, answering their calls at 1 am) while giving you no special treatment at all and doing none of these things for you.

The person who is being FWB-Zoned is usually hopelessly in love with the person who is zoning them and is in denial that the person zoning them will eventually want to be in relationship with them if they continue to do whatever they ask... (i.e. give them money and rides)

FWB-Zoners are seasoned professionals analogous to vampires who have been feeding on humans for centuries.

Males with little to no relationship experience or Males who are blinded by love are the two most common victims of being Friends-With-Benefits-Zoned.
Guy 1: Hey look at Nick paying for Jenny's lunch again..

Guy 2: Wow she has him so whipped.

Guy 1: I thought she was still dating that college Guy.

Guy 2: She is, but she only gets to see him when he's on break so she uses Nick for attention while her boyfriend is gone because she know's he's been crushing on her since like 8th grade.

Guy 1: Damn Dude.. That's screwed up. Why is Nick still fucking her and buying her shit?

Guy 2: Poor guy thinks that if he treats her nice and buys her stuff that She'll dump the college guy and be with him.. even though Jenny and everybody else knows that's never gonna happen. He's totally Friends-With-Benefits-Zoned.

Guy 1: What a loser.

Non zoned friend 

Non zoned friend or NZF is a noun used for a friend that have a reasonable chance to became someones partner. Origin of this word comes from the phenomen called friendzone where chances of becaming mate of the desired person is a fucking joke. New term non zoned friend or NZF is used to show that person is not in a friendzone to avoid confusion.
Hey how about that Adam you have been meeting now?
IDK he is really sweet but i dont know if my faith in men is recovered yet, my mind is like 50/50 on it... he is my Non zoned friend now.

National Sleep With the friend zoned guy day

October 16th. This is for the friend zoned men. This is the day where any of your close female friends have to sleep with you ;)
“Hey come over”

“No we’re just friends

“But it’s national sleep with the friend zoned guy day”

Friends Zone 

The point at which you can no longer date a girl. She has told you too many secrets, or you took too long to make your move.

You are now in the friends zone, and there is no return.
Guy - Hey girl, I've been thinking, we've been getting along pretty good now and I want to take you out on a date, I really like you.

Girl - Awwww I think you're a really nice, sensitive, understanding guy, but I love you like a friend. So, just friends?

Guy - (thinks) Damn I'm in the friends zone.
Friends Zone by C Levon August 12, 2006

Friends Zone Syndrome 

Affliction of a persons ability to form relationships with members of the opposite sex. Usually involves a person being perpetually placed in the friend zone due to his or her lack of appropriate game or ability to communicate his intentions with a female or male.
John: Hey man whats going on with Jamie?
Geoff: Man it sucks. She says im just her friend!
John: Dang man again? You got Friends Zone Syndrome Hard.
Friends Zone Syndrome by TLPeeze December 17, 2008

friend zoned 

When you try to hook up with some girl, but get rejected and there is said 'lets just be friends'

Then you are Friend Zoned.
P1:I totally like Suzy, but when i asked her out, she friend zoned me completely.
P2;Fuck man, Good luck on getting out of the friend zone. LOL
friend zoned by Kurkenbakker February 19, 2009