Any type of elixir, pill, medicine, or cure sold as a "miracle cure" or an "easy fix" to some ailment or disease that a person is experiencing. Used as a replacement for things that could and should be fixed by a clean diet and regular exercise (such as obesity). The side effects to this "cure" are often worse than the disease it claims to treat. It is a product pushed on the trusting public in an effort to line the pockets of a drug company; with no regard to the damage it will inflict on unsuspecting people. See also snake oil
"Try Zomplex, it works like magic (just ignore all the side effects and we deny any wrong doing on our part should your condition actually worsen after taking our "medicine" )."
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).