Zombie Squad

A group of survival enthusiasts who educate non-aware individuals on the importance of personal preparedness and self-reliance in the event of a zombie outbreak, while increasing overall readiness and response to natural disasters and terrorist attacks.

The Zombie Squad accomplishes this through demonstrations of experience and technique in public seminars, charity work with various non-profit organizations, an online disaster preparation knowledge base and forum, and a specially designed non-stationary cadaver suppression task force.

You may not believe in zombies. But maybe you believe in blowing the shit out of that fucking thing trying to knaw on your bits and pieces. The Zombie Squad can help.

Zombie Squad by Valarius January 22, 2006

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Zombie Squad

A team of survival enthusiasts whos mission is to make sure you are prepared for any crisis situation that might come along in your daily life which may include having your face eaten.

"Zombie Squad is a group of elite individuals, who train vigorously to thwart the approaching zombie menace."

Zombie Squad by Rodney December 28, 2004

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Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad

Also known as Z.E.U.S.
Z.E.U.S was founded very recently in response to the impeding zombie apocalypse. Services include: ass kicking, slaying zombies, fortification, ass kicking, and more zombie killing.

911: This is 911 emergency, what service do you require?
Guy: OMG there's zombies everywhere, we're trapped on our roof, send help!!!
911: Stay calm sir, Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad has been dispatched.
Guy: We're saved!
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5 min later
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Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad arrives on site.
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1 min later
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Guy: 911? Hello? Me again, all the zombies are dead, we've been saved! Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad has done it again!

Guy1: Why is there a boot sticking out of that dead zombie's face?
Guy2: Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad was here, and one of them kicked it's ass so hard they lost their boot.
Guy1: o_O

Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad by tucsondog February 21, 2012

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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