kevin mcfall

The biggest sult on the face of the earth. Remember to wipe your ass better, because i have herd that u find dingle berrys swinging around like Tarzan on a vine. I saw you bath water after u cleaned yourself and there was a dingle floating around in your bath water.... Please stop giving Griff those purpler nurpplers.... By the way you fat!

Griff: would you like ketchup with that master?
kevin: NOOOOOOO!
Griff: please don't make me eat anymore of those balls u call dingles, they don't really tast like berrys, I know u tried to tell me that dripping red stuff is cherry flavord but it really tasts like a mans blood...
kevin:No Nigga im a gunna force feed u dat healthy shiot....

by rodney March 12, 2005

Sallyport Syncope

When a person in police custody suddenly loses consciousness, usually after booking and while in the sallyport for the night. The "patient" rarely has any legitimate medical condition.

Sallyport Syncope may also include complaints of chest pain, difficulty breathing,abdominal pain, headache, suicidal ideation,weakness, dizzyness, nausea.

Condition can affect anyone under arrest, but most commonly strikes the scrote population.

" Another scrote is having sallyport syncope and wants to spend a few hours in the Emergency Department"

by Rodney May 01, 2004

cook

a word to express annoyance

*shot in head on counter-strike* cook

by rodney March 06, 2005

whazz

it is a kind of piss which is fast and hurts abit.

damn i need a whazz
shit he whazzed himselff
im the whazz meister

by rodney March 06, 2005

sloppy sea slug

Sloppy sea slug; The act of covering your cock in socks left in cum filled gloves that have been kept in a bucket of piss for the past two weeks.

Garry and I are planning a sloppy sea slug, want to help out?

by Rodney October 10, 2015

Neawn

there is a distortion of the word John for every letter of the alphabet:

zeawn processor!!!
awwnnn mell lak bias
neawn!!!

by Rodney October 14, 2004

Atomic Donkey Punch

The atomic donkey punch is very similar to the brass donkey punch. For you will be doing your girl doggy style and as you are about to climax you will punch her in the back of the head in order to make your vaginal wall muscles tighten to better your orgasm, but with the atomic donkey punch you use a an aluminium baseball bat which is even better.

It was sweet, I gave her an atomic donkey punch then was able to get a nap in before she woke up.

by Rodney May 05, 2005