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Zjedai is by far, one of the most eye catching beings you will ever meet. She’s a little damaged, but still holds herself together. She’s independent and someone you can depend on. Once she enters your life, you’ll never want her to leave. She’ll be on your mind day and night. If you ever come across her, hold onto her.
Him: Wow.. She’s amazing, and I can’t seem to get her off my mind.
Her: She’s definitely your Zjedai
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The most amazing person you can ever be around.
She's always there for you, and you can tell her any and everything, she's a great listener and always has a funny story to tell.
Not to mention she'll kick your ass at every video game, even if she's never played it before.
You will always be my Zjeda.
zjeda by KingNyan May 28, 2016
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