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Zitko
Friend #1: Omg me n my girlfriend had the 'zitko'
Friend #2: Woah, you must be good to give a 'zitko'
Friend #2: Woah, you must be good to give a 'zitko'
Zitko by Luvs2Spooge January 16, 2008
Zitro
Pronounced "Zih-Chroh"...
The name of an Entertainer from Detroit, MI. Also known as "The Detroit Demon". His music is very versatile, but other local rapper fear him because of his DARK appearance and aura.
The name of an Entertainer from Detroit, MI. Also known as "The Detroit Demon". His music is very versatile, but other local rapper fear him because of his DARK appearance and aura.
Zitro by TheRealZitro June 14, 2021
Zikonko
Master Dank: "Ay that nigga Zikonko sure is a gay bitch af right?"
Plague: "lmao ye"
Cris: "yah ma nigga gay af lmao lol"
Snake: "im gay and suck off zik also im gay"
Plague: "lmao ye"
Cris: "yah ma nigga gay af lmao lol"
Snake: "im gay and suck off zik also im gay"
Zikonko by Dank Memesis The III. September 29, 2018
Zitoed
To grossly over pay for something and get nothing in return. To waste your money. To get ripped-off big time.
As in Giants starting pitcher Barry Zito. $126 million dollars, 0-6 with a 7.83 ERA, demoted to middle reliever. As in the single worst free agent signing in the history of organized baseball.
As in Giants starting pitcher Barry Zito. $126 million dollars, 0-6 with a 7.83 ERA, demoted to middle reliever. As in the single worst free agent signing in the history of organized baseball.
zitao
Swaggy-T, AB Style, romantic Kungfu Panda, Huang Zitao. Gives a lot of life lessons and is swaggy as f*ck. You can talk sh*t about him but he won't give a damn. Writes songs like a f*cking boss and music is his passion. Coolest Huang I know. Can control time and spit fire (rap) as well so beware. Has a sassy side and a teenage girl side. Very straightforward but is often funny too.
Anit: zitao is so gross, traitor, f*ck him what a crybaby
Zitao: Get the f*ck outta my life.
Person: don't listen to the haters
Zitao: I don't give a sh*t.
Zitao: Get the f*ck outta my life.
Person: don't listen to the haters
Zitao: I don't give a sh*t.
zitao by ByunXingLu June 3, 2017
zikora
One who exemplifies high standards, beauty and is intelligent. She has a warm heart but quick to anger when injustice is in the air. Watch out!!
zikora by naijagal4life February 8, 2015
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."