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zipperfinger

Taking whatever action is necessary to achieve a goal or avoid negative repercussions. The action is typically illegal, or at least, extra-legal.
"I didn't have any money, so I had to zipperfinger this case of beer."

"Professor didn't what to be giving out any A's, so you know I had to zipperfinger that grade."

"I was already in the back seat of the cop car, so I had to zipperfinger my pipe before we got to the station."
zipperfinger by AxionSaxon October 6, 2007
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Verb, the act of flipping out uncontrollably either over someone whom you are delusional for, or over something that wildly pissed you off, commonly while drunk but can happen sober. Derived from the nature of the American built death machine found on fairgrounds across the US and Canada.
Friend 1: “Hey are you-“
Friend 2: yeah uhhh don’t try shes too busy zippering over this dude carson.
Zippering by ANON716 February 15, 2026