Definitions by ANON716

Zippering

Verb, the act of flipping out uncontrollably either over someone whom you are delusional for, or over something that wildly pissed you off, commonly while drunk but can happen sober. Derived from the nature of the American built death machine found on fairgrounds across the US and Canada.

Friend 1: “Hey are you-“
Friend 2: yeah uhhh don’t try shes too busy zippering over this dude carson.

Zippering by ANON716 February 15, 2026

Cranked

The feeling of your body feeling like it got hit by a semi after a heavy dubstep show, specifically from the Ohio based producer, Crankdat.

Went to the show last night and I got CRANKED

Cranked by ANON716 February 14, 2025

maytum 

The tallest building on the state university of new york at fredonia’s campus. Very popular spot for stressed out students.

That macro economics test brought my grade down 20% time to jump off maytum.

maytum by ANON716 December 28, 2022

Danger Floof 

Toxic boy with fluffy hair, commonly a gym rat, runs on pre workout, has a different girl in his bed every single day.

This kid brendan is literally a danger floof get the hell away from him.

Danger Floof by ANON716 December 18, 2022