Zinfidel

Someone who engages in infidelity after the consumption of wine. Characteristics include: marital disloyalty, general acts of belligerence, sacrilegious declarations, and aroused sexual prowess (often resulting in the repulsion of strangers).

Steve polished off a bottle of white Zin and proceeded to behave like a complete zinfidel, hitting on every woman in sight and dry-humping a tree after failing miserably in his attempts to woo any member of the female population.

Zinfidel by Ziggy Zinfandel II January 29, 2009

Zenfidel 

A Zenfidel is a person who uses a Zenesis Personal Nicotine Inhaler. The Zenfidel is especially noted for their ability to wait on long lists of potentially available product.

Hey man, what's that thing you're putting in your mouth that's making huge plumes of vapor?

Oh This? It's a Zenesis PV!

Dude, you are such a Zenfidel!

Zenfidel by doowahdiddy April 5, 2012

Zenfidel 

A person who does not adequately adhere to orthodox Zen Buddhism.

People who consider Zen Buddhism a tolerant religion have obviously not seen the mass executions of Zenfidels in Japan.

Zenfidel by ToddGMoney August 1, 2008

zynfidel 

A Muslim addicted to Zynn. A portmanteau of Zynn and infidel.

Not to be confused with zinfandel, the wine grape.

Person A: Brother, nicotine pouches are haram.
Person B: Astaghfirullah, I'm a zynfidel

zynfidel by urbanscholar2 November 8, 2024

Zynfidel 

Someone who doesn’t pop Zyns

“Yo, you want a Zyn?”
“No thanks, I’m a zynfidel.”

Zynfidel by NicoNation May 12, 2024