Zhour 

Zhour is a person you'll fall in love with, a guy who will always be there for you to the end. He may appear to be quiet at first, but after you get to know him. He'd open up and show off his crazy side, which everyone adored. If you come across a man named Zhour. He is one of the top candidates to work with. He is a tall man with gorgeous eyes and an excellent physical physique. He is pleasant to others, but he messes with his buddies, the people he loves and cares about. You'll witness a new person who will do all in his power to defend and protect the people he cares about and loves. At the end of the day, he's just a silly kid.

Zhour is such loving and amazing guy, and I want to be with him.

I like Zhour, he is such an amazing friend,

Zhour by Khaos. June 23, 2023

zhour 

She's the type of person that dont give 2 fucks about anything people have to say. She's a caring kind person unless u make her mad. She is the most loyal person I have meet. I just love this girl.

Zhour is the most amazing girl u can ever meet

zhour by Sia__333 November 21, 2021

zhour 

She's the type of person that dont give 2 fucks about anything people have to say. She's a caring kind person unless u make her mad. She is the most loyal person I have meet. I just love this girl.

Zhour is the most amazing girl u can ever meet

zhour by Sia__333 November 21, 2021

The Smith Zhou Diet 

A diet that involves putting on weight, but at a lower rate than if they didn’t follow the diet and ate whatever they liked. Followers of the Smith Zhou diet eat whatever they like but make each meal slightly healthier than it could be. For example French fries without ketchup, cake without icing, or 23 donuts instead of 24. When followers of the diet put on weight they have excuses such as water retention or faulty scales. This diet requires little discipline and can be followed by anyone who is delusional enough to think it might work.

I’m on the Smith Zhou diet and I’ve not lost any weight, I don’t understand! It must be water retention.

The Smith Zhou Diet by amme c February 12, 2020

ZhouPLIEAK Steven 

ZhouPLIEAK Steven is ZhouMAK Steven's nickname, first created by 8745. He is famous for dating SIX girls at the same time. He also makes weird hand gestures while doing stuff. Especially while doing presentations.

ZhouPLIEAK Steven tried slapping his face when doing a presentation.

Steven: Presentation Presentat...

Steven slaps his face.

All students: NONONONO SOMEONE HELP HIM

ZhouPLIEAK Steven by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021

aaron zhou 

Loves Japanese, all things Japanese, especially girls. Preferred to have sex in the living room, never uses condoms because he is such a bad ass. For a Chinese guy likes using words like 'nigga'. Overall a cool guy but the problem is he is not often honest.

He's such a aaron zhou, he's having sex without condoms!

aaron zhou by chennyboy June 5, 2017

Zhou Tonged 

Bitcoin Slang, Your positions are automatically liquidated
due to insufficient trading balance after a margin call.
This occurs when trading using "leverage buying" at high levels 5:1 or 10:1
The large swings in the Bitcoin exchange rates can force automated margin selling, when the Broker sells out the customer without notice.

I Just Got "ZHOU TONGED"!.... lost it all on a margin call.

Zhou Tonged by http://www.ZhouTonged.com April 9, 2013