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When a person makes no sense whatsoever purposely, it's said that he "Zemogs", or that he is "Zemoging"
The word comes from an Xbox Live player who according to many has just been babbling incoherent sentences of words into his microphone.
"A cellphone made out of pastrami would probably have a bad reception"

"Don't Zemog, please. I'm trying to concentrate"
Zemog by SGACarson February 7, 2010
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helmut zemo

helmut zemo by capfan January 23, 2021
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Zemog • zemo • zerogravity • Zemon • zemole • ZeroG • Zerogamous • Zerogender • Zemger • zemig
The sexiest people alive and are drop dead gorgeous. Usually come from a Romanian background and are absolutely AMAZING! These type of people are naturally skilled at everything especially sports and are known as the best type of specie out there, but are also very rare. From birth, they knew how to take care of them selves and are unbelievably intelligent. Top of the class, and the best it ever gets. If you ever meet a Zemora, make sure you get to know them, or you WILL regret it.
Your amazing, your totally a Zemora.

Dang, your gorgeous.. are you a Zemora?

Bob: How are you so skilled? You must have practiced a lot.
Zemora: No, im a Zemora, im born like that.
Zemora by Yay :) July 10, 2009
A 21st century "Nope" inspired by Baron Helmut Zemo's desire to avoid the Dora Milaje
That girl I've been sleeping with for a few weeks told me she was pregnant the other day, so I had to zemo right outta there.
Zemo by Xtak3Sm0Trin April 10, 2021

Zerogender 

You know those people who just don't know how to act like a boy or girl? It doesn't mean gay but what it does mean is. You, either don't know how to be feminine or masculine... or you're just uncomfortable doing so.
Girl- "Oooh honey, prom is next month! What you gonna wear and who you gonna take?"

Zerogender- "Ummm,"

Girl- "Well don't you like any boys here?"

Zerogender- "Some of them.... but uhhhh,"

Girl- "It's almost like you don't know how to be a girl!"

Zerogender- "I really don't..."

Zerogamous 

More than just being celibate or asexual, one is zerogamous when one is celibate for reasons that make one feel like a loser. One is not zerogamous out of choice, and one is not happy about it.
Ever since my girlfriend went back to Spain, I've been so zerogamous I'm starting to forget how it works.

I'm pretty sure that if I don't start hitting the gym more often, I'm going to be zerogamous for the rest of my life.
Zerogamous by gurgoob December 27, 2011
fusion between zomg and omog; it means as omg (oh my god)
zomog! wot'v u doin?
zomog by valeriozor January 12, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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