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More than just being celibate or asexual, one is zerogamous when one is celibate for reasons that make one feel like a loser. One is not zerogamous out of choice, and one is not happy about it.
Ever since my girlfriend went back to Spain, I've been so zerogamous I'm starting to forget how it works.

I'm pretty sure that if I don't start hitting the gym more often, I'm going to be zerogamous for the rest of my life.
by gurgoob December 22, 2011
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One who has sex with no one.
Polygamous in his twenties, monogamous in his early marriage, his wife’s menopause left him zerogamous.
by phideck May 15, 2018
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