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A real life history nerd. Looks funny at first, but ultimatly only spends his time tryharding shooter games and fucking up school. He has a huge shlong though.
Girl 1: Zeger looks like he's pretty funny right?
Girl 2: He's a gamer with a huge penis, I'd smash.
Zeger by Anoniempje2534 November 25, 2021
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Zeger is the most beautiful person I have ever met. And I mean this literally, but he is also the sweetest, most caring person in the world. He wil immediatly notice If something is wrong and will do everything in his power to put a smile on your face.
He is kind, thoughtfull, smart, creative and sweet.

Zeger is the best friend you will ever have, and you’re really lucky if you can call him yours.
Lief: I do not feel good at the moment
Zeger: come here sweety, let me cheer you up
Zeger by EekhoornS November 22, 2021
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Zeger is lekker
Zeger by Humberto tan November 22, 2021
A name most often given to someone with a great knowledge of history. Combined with the abilities to grow his cock 10 centimeters by farting, Zeger is loved amongst others.
There is Zeger, I wish I had his knowledge of early modern history and had the ability to grow my cock by farting.
Zeger by KaiserBE November 25, 2021
Albanian for "heart"
used like sweetheart, babe, etc.
Yo she's my zemer.
zemer by zemerrrrrrr May 15, 2011

Zeerialo moment

a moment where Zeerialo does something weird
Zeerialo: hello
Boris Johnson: zeerialo moment
A Persian name meaning wise. A good friend who's always trustworthy and funny. Always lending a shoulder and is a rare used name
Hey Zeerak. How are you?
Zeerak by Complicated Mr E December 31, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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