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zegers are a sector of the population above all other mortal beings
the males are extremely handsome, very funny, and deceptively strong and very very flirtatious
the females are also very flirtatious and unmeasurably beautiful
kate: he's so amazing and so good looking
laura: i wish he was mine
kate: back off that ones mine
laura: *sigh* i wish i had a zegers
zegers by zegers May 30, 2006
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harrison zegers

Gay ass pig

That looks like a piece of pizza
harrison zegers by Scooby Doo 6987 December 18, 2016
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Kevin Zegers 

At 21 Kevin Zegers is an actor on his way to stardom. He has starred in films such as "Air Bud", "Dawn of the Dead", and "Transamerica".
"Kevin Zegers is on his way to fame from 'Transamerica'!"
Kevin Zegers by Talie June 23, 2006
A real life history nerd. Looks funny at first, but ultimatly only spends his time tryharding shooter games and fucking up school. He has a huge shlong though.
Girl 1: Zeger looks like he's pretty funny right?
Girl 2: He's a gamer with a huge penis, I'd smash.
Zeger by Anoniempje2534 November 25, 2021
Zeger is the most beautiful person I have ever met. And I mean this literally, but he is also the sweetest, most caring person in the world. He wil immediatly notice If something is wrong and will do everything in his power to put a smile on your face.
He is kind, thoughtfull, smart, creative and sweet.

Zeger is the best friend you will ever have, and you’re really lucky if you can call him yours.
Lief: I do not feel good at the moment
Zeger: come here sweety, let me cheer you up
Zeger by EekhoornS November 22, 2021
Zeger is lekker
Zeger by Humberto tan November 22, 2021
A name most often given to someone with a great knowledge of history. Combined with the abilities to grow his cock 10 centimeters by farting, Zeger is loved amongst others.
There is Zeger, I wish I had his knowledge of early modern history and had the ability to grow my cock by farting.
Zeger by KaiserBE November 25, 2021
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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