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verb. of Jewish origin - the act of ordering a female numerous shots - preferably jaeger or rumplemintz - at a bar, while motioning with two fingers (the index and middle fingers) in a sweeping, downward motion.
Inviting an intoxicated female to a late night party at your place, which likely isn't happening at all. Instead, as the female begins to leave, you turn on the dvd player and on comes Shrek 2. An intense make-out session usually ensues as "Absolutely In Love" (as performed by Counting Crows) begins to play (near the beginning of the movie).
If said make-out session is teetering out, not progressing around the base path, you may claim the female has "square nipples." After she vehemently denies the accusation, you tell her to prove it, and she promptly takes off her shirt.
You are golden.
Inviting an intoxicated female to a late night party at your place, which likely isn't happening at all. Instead, as the female begins to leave, you turn on the dvd player and on comes Shrek 2. An intense make-out session usually ensues as "Absolutely In Love" (as performed by Counting Crows) begins to play (near the beginning of the movie).
If said make-out session is teetering out, not progressing around the base path, you may claim the female has "square nipples." After she vehemently denies the accusation, you tell her to prove it, and she promptly takes off her shirt.
You are golden.
Leesplaining
Often conflated with mansplaining, Leesplaining is when someone relates something in a (mostly) unentended condescending manner. This is not based on gender, or race, but simply the general sense of superiority the “Lee” carries as a shield against insecurity.
Leesplaining by Al Lee December 7, 2020
Zeepland
Zeepland is an island somewhere in between Estonia and Finland. It's capital is called Gackt's Children Wiwes and only 19 people live there. If you decide to travel to Zeepland we recommend visiting Diru museum where exclusive pictures of Kyo giving birth to Zeep are displayed. Zeepland residents are called Zeepers and their traditional clothing is Adidas tracksuit and Balenciaga sock sneakers.
Ziosplaining
Ziosplaining
/ˈzIOsplāniNG/
nounINFORMAL
the explanation of something by a Zionist, typically to a "Goyem", in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.
/ˈzIOsplāniNG/
nounINFORMAL
the explanation of something by a Zionist, typically to a "Goyem", in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.
Ziosplaining by Piztachio February 2, 2024
ziosplaining
Ziosplaining
/ˈzIOsplāniNG/
Noun INFORMAL
The explanation of something by a Zionist, typically to a "Goyem", in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.
/ˈzIOsplāniNG/
Noun INFORMAL
The explanation of something by a Zionist, typically to a "Goyem", in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.
ziosplaining by Piztachio February 5, 2024
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