Zbag 

When a guy takes his cock and cock slaps a girl in the shape of a Z. Like Zorro.

Boyfriend: Hey baby girl, can I Zbag my giant black cock all over your face?
Girlfriend: Sure honey, just don't give me a black eye.

Zbag by Big Ox December 15, 2008

zbag 

another word for gabby which is a Brazindian add it to your vocabulary it is soo full of surprises! it writes with both hands so its boobs don't become lop-sided... btw its ALWAYS tired. but its pretty amazing, bitches bow down.

Zbag got owned my zevad

zbag by zevad January 11, 2008

z bag 

the act of slapping your testicles on the back of someone's head

i got z bagged when i was sleeping

z bag by Skipper21 December 28, 2006

Z-bag 

Z-bagging is when you dip your scrote into a cool pool of Zima.

"Hot day. I could go for a quick z-bag, what about you"

"Yeah let's do this"

Z-bag by treasureman November 6, 2009

Z-Bag 

When someone is as terrible as Mark Zuckerberg. Since neither the heterosexual nor homosexual communities want him a new slur had to be formed to express how awful he is

Guy 1: "Hey guys get the hell out of here, you're being a bunch of Z-Bags"

Guy 2: "WHOOOOAAAAAAA! Dude toooooo far....." *silently sobs*

Z-Bag by The Chanks September 21, 2011

Z-bag 

Slang for zombie

Hey, babe, wanna go back to my apartment for some 'coffee'?

Hell no! That place is overrun by Z-bags!

Z-bag by TheVoicesInMyHeadDontLikeYou July 20, 2010