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When someone is as terrible as Mark Zuckerberg. Since neither the heterosexual nor homosexual communities want him a new slur had to be formed to express how awful he is
Guy 1: "Hey guys get the hell out of here, you're being a bunch of Z-Bags"

Guy 2: "WHOOOOAAAAAAA! Dude toooooo far....." *silently sobs*
Z-Bag by The Chanks September 21, 2011
Related Words
z bag Z z job z bars Z-UP z-tard Z Day Z-Ro z-unit Z-Man
Hey, babe, wanna go back to my apartment for some 'coffee'?

Hell no! That place is overrun by Z-bags!
the act of slapping your testicles on the back of someone's head
i got z bagged when i was sleeping
z bag by Skipper21 December 28, 2006
When a guy takes his cock and cock slaps a girl in the shape of a Z. Like Zorro.
Boyfriend: Hey baby girl, can I Zbag my giant black cock all over your face?
Girlfriend: Sure honey, just don't give me a black eye.
Zbag by Big Ox December 15, 2008
another word for gabby which is a Brazindian add it to your vocabulary it is soo full of surprises! it writes with both hands so its boobs don't become lop-sided... btw its ALWAYS tired. but its pretty amazing, bitches bow down.
Zbag got owned my zevad
zbag by zevad January 11, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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