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The unit of measurement used to determine how long it has been since someone (typically you or whoever you are talking to) busted a nut to zombie porn. One Zay is equivalent to the run time of Kyoto by Skrillex multiplied by 26.83.
My longest streak is only 22 Zays, I really need to work on myself.
Zays by A SvddenZaz Account December 28, 2021
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Zays is a scale of temperature to measure temperature

its formula is Celsius + 83 and u will get zays
its 89 zays outside now
Zays by handleisbrokenmoawnaa August 19, 2023
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Zayspace 

Truly one of the pros of all time, anything Zays says is always based.
If you dare to disagree with zays, there will be consequences.
Many fear him, but many also love him
Zays: Space is the coolest thing ever
Person A: I Agree with you Zayspace
Person B: I disagree, your opinions suck Zayspace

..Person B was never seen again
Zayspace by S0me0neRand0m November 11, 2022
It will be your queen. Treat it like one and you will be greatful for not fucking with it. It is beautiful but can be easily irritated. It loves the outdoors so if you want her make sure you take it everywhere. Give it food and it will love you. This being is not easily found.
Another Zaysha was found since a million years passed.
zaysha by Xozayzayxo July 4, 2016
Zayson is the most smart guy you’ll ever meet. He is clueless on purpose but is the class clown. Everyone would know him as “ a popular jerk” but once you get to know him, he is so kindhearted and truthful. He is to easy to love, but if you take the chance to meet him for granted, he is inpatient and will give up.
Man, Zayson sound legit!
zayson by Stranger Edits May 2, 2018
zayssa is usually black . she is badass , and will be a great friend . she will always get in trouble , and will never likes a guy her age . they are usually tall , funny , nice , badass , and they think really bad .
she is such a zayssa.
zayssa by <-3 July 24, 2017
The town in Kazakhstan, the Eastern Kazakhstan region. Can be defined as a butthole of the world, since it is located in a pit, fully encircled by the mountains. The city is the birthplace for dammnn degenerate and futureless lipshits of 1999-today. The anomaly that stands over the city is the fact that despite all the ass-like architecture and poor logistics, the older people admire the town more than their lives.
Male: Hello, sweety! Where are you from?
Female: Hi, young man. I am from Zaysan
Male:....
Male: *running away in fear
Zaysan by Zaysan_Hater October 30, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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