Zays

The unit of measurement used to determine how long it has been since someone (typically you or whoever you are talking to) busted a nut to zombie porn. One Zay is equivalent to the run time of Kyoto by Skrillex multiplied by 26.83.

My longest streak is only 22 Zays, I really need to work on myself.

by A SvddenZaz Account December 28, 2021

Zays

Zays is a scale of temperature to measure temperature

its formula is Celsius + 83 and u will get zays

its 89 zays outside now

by handleisbrokenmoawnaa August 19, 2023

Zayspace

Truly one of the pros of all time, anything Zays says is always based.
If you dare to disagree with zays, there will be consequences.
Many fear him, but many also love him

Zays: Space is the coolest thing ever
Person A: I Agree with you Zayspace
Person B: I disagree, your opinions suck Zayspace

..Person B was never seen again

by S0me0neRand0m November 11, 2022

zaysha

It will be your queen. Treat it like one and you will be greatful for not fucking with it. It is beautiful but can be easily irritated. It loves the outdoors so if you want her make sure you take it everywhere. Give it food and it will love you. This being is not easily found.

Another Zaysha was found since a million years passed.

by Xozayzayxo July 4, 2016

zayson

Zayson is the most smart guy you’ll ever meet. He is clueless on purpose but is the class clown. Everyone would know him as “ a popular jerk” but once you get to know him, he is so kindhearted and truthful. He is to easy to love, but if you take the chance to meet him for granted, he is inpatient and will give up.

Man, Zayson sound legit!

by Stranger Edits May 2, 2018

zayssa

zayssa is usually black . she is badass , and will be a great friend . she will always get in trouble , and will never likes a guy her age . they are usually tall , funny , nice , badass , and they think really bad .

she is such a zayssa.

by <-3 July 24, 2017

Zaysan

The town in Kazakhstan, the Eastern Kazakhstan region. Can be defined as a butthole of the world, since it is located in a pit, fully encircled by the mountains. The city is the birthplace for dammnn degenerate and futureless lipshits of 1999-today. The anomaly that stands over the city is the fact that despite all the ass-like architecture and poor logistics, the older people admire the town more than their lives.

Male: Hello, sweety! Where are you from?
Female: Hi, young man. I am from Zaysan
Male:....
Male: *running away in fear

by Zaysan_Hater October 30, 2022