==Zousted==
Zousted is a term that describes an act of immense drunkenness. This drunkenness is only considered ZOUSTED when the said zoustie is doing acts that would other wise be deemed as an act that the zoustie would not do under other conditions.
==Dave Lipes==
David Lipes coined the term Zousted.
An example of Zousted is when david fucked his television set while singing when a man loves a woman.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'