A humane and highly effective stun-gun type of instrument that’s used to silence the highly annoying yapper next door who is the bane of your otherwise quiet existence.
I got myself a Yapper Zapper and was pleased to see that it gently ushers any yappy dog into a sudden and prolonged nap that is pleasurable both to the dog as well as to the entire neighborhood!
1) Derogatory term given to character designs mostly found in JRPGs, especially anything involving Tetsuya Nomura. (Final Fantasy, Kindom Hearts, etc)
Named for Nomura's excssive use of belts and zippers in his character designs, and the trend they started in other games which has spread like a cancer.
2)Tetsuya Nomura himself.
<Person 1> WTF? Why has Donald Duck got a hat made of zippers!? Does that guy really need that many belts?
<Person 2> Kingdom Hearts is really belts and zippers: the game.
Woah! That chick has a skirt made of belts! Belts and Zippers has really gone overboard on this one!
A yet to be introduced, novel invention that dematerializes all feces from all species when it’s special rays hit the shit and there’s nothing left to have to pick up.
So to make every walk with your canine buddy the very best, all you have to do is aim the Crap Zapper at the pile of dogshit and BLAMMO, it's all gone in an instant!