Zanis Cambanis

this slimy frogs origins can be traced back to its homeland of greece unusually for a frog it is wider than it is tall and could not leap nimbly to save its life(see serge isakov). however it should not be underestimated as it secretes a gas so deadly that it can kill a grown man at 20 paces

"oh dam iv dun a zanis"
definition:oh dearie doo dah i hav eaten copious feta and souvlaki and hav just excreted it in a poisonous cloud