native_playa's definitions

zaner misu

A type of person that is undeniably zesty. Often accompanied with friendly hair, vegetarian shoes, and cute and gay clothes. Never more than 5'5" without Air Forces, typically have shaven body hair. Are easily attracted to light and can be seen wearing a snorkel mask in kiddie pools.

"Hey, look over there! That looks like a zaner misu. That's some friendly hair he has!"

by native_playa December 3, 2022