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she is the purest soul you will ever meet..nothing will be more precious than her..anyone who leaves her is a dumb a**...she is as precious as a diamond and as sweet as honey..but..be careful when she gets angry..she dont usually get angry but when she get angry then ohh lord save us from her!😵
a nickname for zamrud?
zami
jam
jam bread
and everything else in the world.
Zamrud by Beakjun9 November 22, 2021
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zapruder 

To watch a film over and over intently to analyze it a la the Zapruder film of the JFK assassination.
OMG, I totally zaprudered that footage of Rhianna from the Grammys. I'm positive I saw a nip slip!
zapruder by dldftw January 3, 2011
she is the purest soul you will ever meet..nothing will be more precious than her..anyone who leaves her is a dumb a**...she is as precious as a diamond and as sweet as honey..but..be careful when she gets angry..she dont usually get angry but when she get angry then ohh lord save us from her!😵
a nickname for zamarud?
zami
jam
jam bread
and everything else in the world.
bye
zamarud by daisytip May 16, 2021

Zaprudered 

Deception by total informational environmental control - when a single entity can control the whole information environment , and essentially create reality -

in the case that the JFK film was able to be a fabrication, becasue everything was shot on film, (still or motion) and thus easy to control that image information.

If one can control the film developedment points mostly in film motion , at labs, and then confiscate nearly everything else both though appeal for evidence and controlling the development labs and controlling everyone present, in this way by shooting film themselves the "controller of image information" can essentially create reality, and present that as the "best evidence" or even reality.

the internet and even a simple smart phone , is a big defense against being Zaprudered , for example there is no way the JFK incident could have occurred as it did, even if simple and small video cameras existed.

Its probably one of the most powerful deceptions because being Zaprudered involves human senses , and its easy to misunderstand how easy information was to control in the recent past .
People that watch TV are Zaprudered.

Greg is so Zaprudered he believes all the news on the TV and doesn't realize that 5 companies own all the channels !

Man i feel dirty, I got so Zaprudered into the Iraq war, i was watching a lot of TV , I even yelled USA USA USA!

Bob is so Zaprudered he buys into Alex Jones NWO conspiracies, even though the USD IS the world currency?? WTF?
Zaprudered by digitalindustry April 18, 2013

juan zamudio

a short mexican whos prety fucking hot! but just uses girls for sex.he will say that he loves you and tell you your the only one but in the end will leave you after he gets wat he wants.AND will leave you for someone else
boy:your the one for me
girl:realy
boy:yea i swer i want you so bad
girl:ok lets do it
5 days later
boy:its over
girl:why
boy:cus i love someone else
girl:your such a juan zamudio
juan zamudio by cmc! August 5, 2009

Steffanie Zamudio 

Steffanie is The most amazing person ever. She always stands for the right thing. She’s caring, and fun. Steffanie is one of my best friends. No one can top my bff ❤️
Steffanie Zamudio is my bff from now untill the end of the world <3
Steffanie Zamudio by Lluvirula October 10, 2021
A person called Rodrigo that is really stupid.

Una persona llamada Rodrigo que esta bien pendejo jajaja.
Hey Zamudio
Hey pendejo
Hey stupid ass
zamudio by Alfonso December 11, 2004
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