Zagoner

getting completely aroused from being around extremely high tech equpiment.

"i saw this super awesome HDTV today and i totally popped a Zagoner"

by tht_guy November 28, 2011

zagonormous

Bigger than friggin ginormous. Extremely expansive.

After receiving so many compliments, his ego was zagonormous.
Compared to Earth, the Universe is zagonormous.

by Daniel Scheu June 26, 2005

zaponerism

Delusion destructive <a href="define.php?term=busta">busta</a>.
From the verb zap meaning "strike at with firepower or bombs" and the noun onerism "To dreaming while awake, to have delusions of grandeur" or the UK meaning "wanking, self-pleasuring"

He thinks he's hyper than hype, always fightin to fight.
Fool done got zaponerism ready with da critism. Sucka will steal yo' dreams. Snap!

by batgrrl September 18, 2003

Tom Zagonetka

Tom Zagonetka (also known as Lord Z, Zaggy, Tommy) is quite simply the epitemy of good looking. You can find this hot, tenessee student lurking outside the potions room to impress his not so secret love Valkyrie.
He likes attention, hugs and girls.
He doesn't like Konstantinos Zwickel, or all other retarded people for that matter... he can be very biased against them.
His best friends are Dan Nagus, Nika, and Taliah.

Girl: Oh Tom!
Tom Zagonetka: You know it.

Random person: Did you see Lord Z today?
Random person 2: Yes, he was with V.

by crusoe Cheng April 11, 2010