zuff 

The sound that a zero makes going through life (zuffff....)

Did you see those zuffs smoking weed down by the bridge?

zuff by Deanz August 20, 2006

Zuff 

Chafing testicles

I got zuff after a long day at the water park

Zuff by Loubooo May 9, 2021

Zuffa Zombie 

Someone who knows nothing about mixed martial arts outside of the UFC. They also will believe everything Dana White tells them.

<Person 1> Did you see Gegard Mousasi tap out Jake O'Brien at DREAM.15?
<Zuffa Zombie> lolol brock lesnar would destroy them both 2v1

Zuffa Zombie by xFaustusx August 11, 2010

zuffle 

To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a posh bird's house having had sex.

After me ride I zuffled.

zuffle by Anonymous April 11, 2003

zuffins

Criminality celebrity. A famous "Team Dreads" member.

Zuffins claims that Team Dreads is better than the Diaper Gang.

And it's true.

zuffins by Parí October 13, 2021

zuffling 

To wipe the seminal fluid from the penis after intercourse, usually employing the nearest item of soft furnishing available

'Having coughed my filthy yoghurt all over Jade's face, I was happy to zuffle her curtains before leaving'

zuffling by Stef November 6, 2003

zuffle 

to wipe your cock on the curtains after having sex at a posh bird's house

zuffle by Ben Bashford March 18, 2003