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Yuri Tarded

A epic joke to pull on one of your friends
You: Do you know this kid called Yuri?
Friend: No I don't
You: His last name is tarded, so his full name is Yuri Tarded
You: You got jebaited, yeah you just got jebaited
Yuri Tarded by Hyenite November 1, 2019

Yuri tarded

Yuri tarded by Wroosh September 14, 2020

Yuri Tarded

Me: How many chromosomes do you have?
Yuri Tarded: MORE THAT YOU!
Yuri Tarded by Dante_ Lover_69 March 22, 2020

Yuri tarred 

when your friends being annoying

*Yuri died in a car crash*
*WHOS Yuri*
*YURI TARRED*
*Yuri died in a car crash*
*WHOS Yuri*
*YURI TARRED*
Yuri tarred by no u )9181 November 23, 2019

Yuritarded 

Yurietarded (you're retarded) if you just looked up Yuri
How's Yuri?
Yuri who?
Yuritarded
Yuritarded by Bojan Pogac November 2, 2019

Yuritarded 

When you make a funny joke asking something about Yuri
Me : Yo, Remember Yuri when he made that funny joke yesterday?
Friend : Nah, Who is Yuri anyways?
Me : You sure you dont remember Yuri? He is a good friend of ours.
Friend : Yes im sure i dont remember who Yuri is.
Me : Oop, Looks like yuritarded
Yuritarded by yt slurpyzz November 3, 2019
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B)
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