Yule Log

a satisfying poop that one takes during the holiday season.

James: Hey, where's Tom at?
Corey: He's in the washroom dropping a Yule Log

by JimmidyJames December 28, 2009

Yule Log

A shit that leaves your asshole burning long after you have left the bowl.

That Thai food I had yesterday made me drop a few yule logs this morning and now my asshole is on fire. Think I'll have to skip school.

by Clutchmaster October 07, 2009

Yule Log

Occurring on Christmas eve, when a man and a woman have anal sex, when the man is about to nut, the woman takes a shit, and the man cums all over and inside the shit, creating a yule log appearance.

I gave Susie the yule log last Christmas eve.

by Coopyloopyjz December 21, 2016

Yule Log

When you take a shit inside a condom, freeze it then proceed to use it as a Dildo.

Pass me that Yule Log David, I fancy butt chugging that sucka.

by Eitis July 08, 2020

yule-log

When a person celebrates Christmas by taking a #2 in their fireplace.

"I'm gonna go drop a yule-log" "Wait, don't shit in the fireplace!"

by Xkcd 1435 December 19, 2011

yule log

the huge dump that one takes during the holidays because one eats way too much

#1: i need to use the bathroom, excuse me.
#2: i wouldn't go in there, i just dropped a yule log bomb...

by bleeewwee January 11, 2008

yule log

one definition may be: The first large defecation on or around Christmas that occurs when the following conditions are met 1. in a state of euphoria from various ingested substances 2. large quantities of heavy food have been consumed 3. on Christmas vacation 4. great sense of relief and renewed optimism follow the event

Tidings and joy everyone, I have broken out the yule log, let's rejoice!

by Cootie Brown December 14, 2008