Definitions by Trainable
whizzles
unlike Derby my favourite soccer team, whizzles is is preceded by shit...fuck...and continues with WHIZZLA!! WHIZZOWS!!!!WHIZZLA!!!!
yule log
A shit log that is encrusted with undigested green vegetable matter interspersed with blood clots from hemorrhoids.
Man, I have to stop eating so much broccoli with cheese. I was bunged up for days until I finally gave birth to a yule log.