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the huge dump that one takes during the holidays because one eats way too much
#1: i need to use the bathroom, excuse me.
#2: i wouldn't go in there, i just dropped a yule log bomb...
by bleeewwee December 29, 2007
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When a person celebrates Christmas by taking a #2 in their fireplace.
"I'm gonna go drop a yule-log" "Wait, don't shit in the fireplace!"
by Xkcd 1435 December 18, 2011
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one definition may be: The first large defecation on or around Christmas that occurs when the following conditions are met 1. in a state of euphoria from various ingested substances 2. large quantities of heavy food have been consumed 3. on Christmas vacation 4. great sense of relief and renewed optimism follow the event
Tidings and joy everyone, I have broken out the yule log, let's rejoice!
by Cootie Brown March 15, 2007
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A shit log that is encrusted with undigested green vegetable matter interspersed with blood clots from hemorrhoids.
Man, I have to stop eating so much broccoli with cheese. I was bunged up for days until I finally gave birth to a yule log.
by Trainable June 28, 2008
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Wrapping a Christmas bow around your penis and placing it on a female (or male) companions face.
Dude, I totally gave her the Yule Log last night!
by GoingToAlpha December 22, 2010
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n.- A thick, frozen feces stick, made by taking a large, gooey turd, wrapping it in plastic wrap, and placing in the freezer. The yule log is, when hardened by freezing, employed in masturbation.
I saw your mom lick the yule log last nite after she stick it in her coocheroo.
by ZAN*** November 22, 2003
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