A placen of magic. The trolls and witches live in the comments, the ghosts and fairies live in the like button, the genies and wizards live in the sub box and the queens and kings live up in the video.
by BasicDisney December 31, 2015
YouTube is a video sharing website.
It used to be the best website out but lately it has gone downhill.
Most of YouTube's comments are spam, racism, stupid, offensive, internet memes, scams or viruses. (They have a link in them)
1.)YouTube: Your channel will be forced to the new design.
Meisgreat36: I don't like the design.
Someoneelse21: Me neither, change it back.
urgaysukmycok: IF U DONT CHANGE IT BACK ILL FUCKING COME AND KILL U.
*YouTube ignore everything*
2.) Watching Eminem music video
Comment 1:eminem sucks he is 2 overrated <negative votes
Comment 2: Hi there I have no money to advertise so all I'm left with is spam.
I am a 15 year old rapper from (insert country here) and Eminem has inspired me to rap. If you could just click my name and give me a like, it'll mean the world to me.
Good day, god bless. < 20 thumbs up.
Comment 3: @hsoiti I know I can't believe Rihanna released her sex tape *spam link that is a virus* < 25 thumbs up.
Comment 4: THUMPS UP IF UR LISTENING TO THIS IN 2012!!!!!111!!1!
Comment 5: No im listening to this in 1500 bc on my istone.
It used to be the best website out but lately it has gone downhill.
Most of YouTube's comments are spam, racism, stupid, offensive, internet memes, scams or viruses. (They have a link in them)
1.)YouTube: Your channel will be forced to the new design.
Meisgreat36: I don't like the design.
Someoneelse21: Me neither, change it back.
urgaysukmycok: IF U DONT CHANGE IT BACK ILL FUCKING COME AND KILL U.
*YouTube ignore everything*
2.) Watching Eminem music video
Comment 1:eminem sucks he is 2 overrated <negative votes
Comment 2: Hi there I have no money to advertise so all I'm left with is spam.
I am a 15 year old rapper from (insert country here) and Eminem has inspired me to rap. If you could just click my name and give me a like, it'll mean the world to me.
Good day, god bless. < 20 thumbs up.
Comment 3: @hsoiti I know I can't believe Rihanna released her sex tape *spam link that is a virus* < 25 thumbs up.
Comment 4: THUMPS UP IF UR LISTENING TO THIS IN 2012!!!!!111!!1!
Comment 5: No im listening to this in 1500 bc on my istone.
3.) Found a trick video.
*white man dancing*
iamaretard32: FUK U NIGGER
PersonIntellegent45: You do know that is a derogatory term for a man with black skin don't you? He has white skin so your argument is invalid.
iamaretard32: ILL KILL U IF I KNEW WHERE U FUKING LIVE.
4.) Me watching Eminem music video, The Way I am on VEVO's channel:
I sit back with this *censored* bag of this *censored* it gives me the *censored* need to be. The moment *censored* *censored* *censored*
5.) Me watching some random video.
Suggestions "MEGAN FOX NAKED!!!!"
Legit thumbnail.....
*CLICK*
"Hey wuts up YouTubers?? Now I'm gonna ask you'll something......"
6.) THUMBS UP IF THE UPLOADER IS GAY!!!!!
7.) This video contains content from (company's name here) who have blocked it in your country on Copyright grounds.
Sorry about that. :/
8.) I used to listen to Justin Bieber..... then I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE!!!!!
9.) *Somespammer54 has sent you a message*
Hi I see you could use a few subscribers so visit this website and you'll earn a load of subs in a week!!!
*link to a scamming website*
10.) wuz dis recorded by a potato?
*white man dancing*
iamaretard32: FUK U NIGGER
PersonIntellegent45: You do know that is a derogatory term for a man with black skin don't you? He has white skin so your argument is invalid.
iamaretard32: ILL KILL U IF I KNEW WHERE U FUKING LIVE.
4.) Me watching Eminem music video, The Way I am on VEVO's channel:
I sit back with this *censored* bag of this *censored* it gives me the *censored* need to be. The moment *censored* *censored* *censored*
5.) Me watching some random video.
Suggestions "MEGAN FOX NAKED!!!!"
Legit thumbnail.....
*CLICK*
"Hey wuts up YouTubers?? Now I'm gonna ask you'll something......"
6.) THUMBS UP IF THE UPLOADER IS GAY!!!!!
7.) This video contains content from (company's name here) who have blocked it in your country on Copyright grounds.
Sorry about that. :/
8.) I used to listen to Justin Bieber..... then I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE!!!!!
9.) *Somespammer54 has sent you a message*
Hi I see you could use a few subscribers so visit this website and you'll earn a load of subs in a week!!!
*link to a scamming website*
10.) wuz dis recorded by a potato?
by Noslen August 11, 2012
A chat room for racist, homophobic shit licking chicken-shits, pussies and morons.
With some videos attached.
A great source of footage of just about everything you can imagine. Comment system is buggy at best. Copyright rules seem to be the only rules truly enforced. Reporting feature is a joke that can result in an email stating that your claim won't even be read because you MAY have clicked 'send' more than once. Finding out how to report a person is nigh impossible as well. You tube doesn't give a shit.
The place where terrorists can post videos of executions, a moron can tell <insert sub culture/race> that they should all die...
BUT, a video featuring a baby dancing to a Prince song gets pulled. It's all about the $$$ at youtube.
Youtube's policies are enforced strictly on what can make them the most money. Trolls and terrorists get the most hits, so Youtube's staff ignores them.
With some videos attached.
A great source of footage of just about everything you can imagine. Comment system is buggy at best. Copyright rules seem to be the only rules truly enforced. Reporting feature is a joke that can result in an email stating that your claim won't even be read because you MAY have clicked 'send' more than once. Finding out how to report a person is nigh impossible as well. You tube doesn't give a shit.
The place where terrorists can post videos of executions, a moron can tell <insert sub culture/race> that they should all die...
BUT, a video featuring a baby dancing to a Prince song gets pulled. It's all about the $$$ at youtube.
Youtube's policies are enforced strictly on what can make them the most money. Trolls and terrorists get the most hits, so Youtube's staff ignores them.
Example Youtube Video (a Mother cradling her newborn just after birth)
Comments:
Idiot1: I'd fuk that bich!11!
Idiot2: You ugly cunt u babby is ugly to u bich cunt fag!
Idiot3: Bet that pussy is nice n bloody fap fap fap
Idiot4: I LMAO
Idiot5: cancer cancer penis fag nigger jew furfag emo penis penis faggity aids fag fag nigger fuck!!!
(Ages:)
Idiot1: 14
Idiot2: 15
Idiot3: 17
Idiot4: 13
Idiot5: 27
Comments:
Idiot1: I'd fuk that bich!11!
Idiot2: You ugly cunt u babby is ugly to u bich cunt fag!
Idiot3: Bet that pussy is nice n bloody fap fap fap
Idiot4: I LMAO
Idiot5: cancer cancer penis fag nigger jew furfag emo penis penis faggity aids fag fag nigger fuck!!!
(Ages:)
Idiot1: 14
Idiot2: 15
Idiot3: 17
Idiot4: 13
Idiot5: 27
by Lig Na Baste May 17, 2009
A nice place to watch random music videos & such like that, such as music videos, episodes of a favorite TV show, & so on and so on. But there's a few things I have to complain about, though:
1. The commenting, some of these can get WAY out of control, it's all the same: Some random troll who can't spell for shit (12-20) trying to get a rise out of people by spouting racial, sexist, homophobic, and just plain obscene crap, which then leads to the flame war.
2. Anime nerds and Narutards who think that every song in creation (including the ones that suck) sounds just right with clips from Naruto or they increase the "popularity" of the dreaded Linkinballz
3. 12 to 15 year olds with Cola and Sprite, a camcorder, a random song, some random crap, and, well....just, 0_o
1. The commenting, some of these can get WAY out of control, it's all the same: Some random troll who can't spell for shit (12-20) trying to get a rise out of people by spouting racial, sexist, homophobic, and just plain obscene crap, which then leads to the flame war.
2. Anime nerds and Narutards who think that every song in creation (including the ones that suck) sounds just right with clips from Naruto or they increase the "popularity" of the dreaded Linkinballz
3. 12 to 15 year olds with Cola and Sprite, a camcorder, a random song, some random crap, and, well....just, 0_o
by CompletelyRandomChicken April 10, 2007
An excellent website for video hosting. It is very good but also has its downfalls.
Good Things - Great variety of videos to watch, ability to freely express your opinion through videos.
Bad Things - AMVs, idiots, spammers.
Good Things - Great variety of videos to watch, ability to freely express your opinion through videos.
Bad Things - AMVs, idiots, spammers.
Fucking Stupid Guy : (commenting on a Rammstein music video) Omg! Rammstein r teh nazis becuz tey r lik teh German!!!111
Cool Guy : Hey fuck you, buddy!
*Pointless, drawn-out arguing ensues.*
Or..
10 Year Old With Too Much Time On Hands : I think I'll take clips from stupid fucking Naruto, loop them to some gay fag emo music, edit it all with Windows Movie Maker, and put them on YouTube for no reason.
Cool Guy : Hey fuck you, buddy!
*Pointless, drawn-out arguing ensues.*
Or..
10 Year Old With Too Much Time On Hands : I think I'll take clips from stupid fucking Naruto, loop them to some gay fag emo music, edit it all with Windows Movie Maker, and put them on YouTube for no reason.
by Zach I October 1, 2007
Before October 2006, it was a place where intelligent people could place their videos and post music. That was before the makers of YouTube sold out by giving the rights to Google. Now, it is a place for 13-year-olds with camcorders and too much time on their hands, nerds who make Naruto videos playing to their favorite Linkin Park song, trolls, and Internet tough guys.
A reply sent to me on YouTube:
"dude u got anger issues :L , u can take from ur atitude no one loves u , cant blame them lol , awh is that all u want a hug ? dude ur a big hypercrite , , fucking dipshit lawl kthxbai ,"
"dude u got anger issues :L , u can take from ur atitude no one loves u , cant blame them lol , awh is that all u want a hug ? dude ur a big hypercrite , , fucking dipshit lawl kthxbai ,"
by WPH15 August 1, 2009
A video hosting site. Unfortunately, it is ruined by copyright laws and little annoying flamers/trolls that are hard to get, kinda like flies, but they don't die. It is also ruined due to the fact that Google bought it; not giving options, such as the recent news, they're forcing us to switch to the new, worse beta channels.
by MisaTange July 5, 2009