YOUR PUBES 

What Sweeney Todd shaves if you don't have a beard.

Customer: "Eh! - What're you doin'? What do you expect to shave down there?"

Sweeny: "YOUR PUBES"

YOUR PUBES by Oscar The Old Guy April 16, 2008

flossing your pubes 

An expression made when you want to say "I'm just yanking your chain" but you have poo social skills so instead you say "I'm just flossing your pubes". When you're too much of a baller-ass vagojo slayer to just say some simple shit like "I'm just busting your chops" so you say "I'm just flossing your pubes" cause you fuck bitches til they die.

When someone uses dental floss to clean the fur of their nether region.

Example: I told my friend I was just flossing his pubes, after pulling a prank on him after I Alaskan Piplined his hot wife.
Example #2: After flossing your pubes I recycled the floss for self-dental purposes.

flossing your pubes by sloppyjoesonthesehoes February 20, 2017

nose your pubes 

When the female (hopefully it's a female) deep throats a guy, making her nose touch the guy's pubes.

OH SHIT NUGGAH!!!11 Did that hoe really nose your pubes and gag?

nose your pubes by LMAONADEZ August 11, 2008

Shut your pubes

To tell another person to be quite in the harshest of ways.
Must be said with a thick Belfast accent, and preferably through the side of ones mouth.

Mike: I think we should watch the Iron Giant tonight.
Alex: No, that's a sad film.
Mike: You never want to watch sad films even it they're really good.
Alex: Shut your pubes

Shut your pubes by Maman René July 7, 2011

getting your hair pubed 

making your hair curly and bushy

i couldnt sleep, guess i be late to my hair pube-ing.
that sucks. ive always wanted my hair pubed
getting your hair pubed

getting your hair pubed by the guy banging ur mom March 1, 2022