Your face

The Chuck Norris of comebacks. Nothing can defeat it.
Person 1: Yo mamma.

Person 2: Your face.

Person 1: Damn it all.
by bree-marie April 11, 2010
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Greatest of insults. Usable at any time!
J:you're an ass!
A:Yea well... so's your face

G:you arse licker
A:Yea well... so's your face
by Jay December 29, 2003
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Your face

The God of all comebacks, there is no better way to retort against an insulting comment because you will always win. No one knows who created "your face" some say it was either Chuck Norris or Jesus but whoever it was deserves a pat on the back because they are truly badass. Also, the ultimate way to respond to a "your mom" joke, because they can only reply with "your mom's face" and end up sounding stupid
Scenario 1:
Friend 1: it's time for a diss battle
Friend 2: it's your face's time for a diss battle
Friend 3: OOOOHHHH we got a winner!!!
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yeah, I just looked at the yearbook and you are uuuuugly!
Friend 2: your face is ugly
Friend 1: DAMMIT!!
Scenario 3:
Friend 1: that is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: your mom is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 1: well YOUR FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: well your MOM'S FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 3: no man, just no
by Mr.Potatoface January 03, 2014
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Your face noun; - refers to a noun in a sentence; it is supposed to replace any noun in any sentence, towards somebody in perticular.
original statement: That looks like a bad accident...
revised statement: Your face looks like a bad accident...

Original statement: Where are they coming from?
revised statent: There on the corner of flamingo annndd, your face!
by Berge March 23, 2006
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A versatile tool originally invented for use as a comeback.
moody so and so: What's that on your face??? It's soooooo gross!
TheGuy5: Your face!
Moody so and so: Urgh! that doesn't even make sense!
TheGuy5:Neither does your face!
Moody so and so: URGHHHHH! (walks away giving up...)
TheGuy5:Don't forget to clean your face! *ha ha ha*
by TheGuy5 December 29, 2014
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An answer to a question to a friend or person that annoys you.
q: Hey what's 7-5.

a: Your face!
by guitar_pro333 May 28, 2006
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An incredible failure that exceeds all comprehension. See also: Your mom, your sister.
"I am going to om nom your face."
by KillaBoy04 January 13, 2010
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