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your face is

Second of a logical progression of traded insults that can be applied to any statement, providing the other person plays along. Can be used when another person tries to turn an offhand statement back on you. Providing you are the one to make this statement, your victory is guaranteed.

Upon stating that something is (adjective) and having another person turn this back on you by stating that YOU are (adjective), you will respond that their face is (adjective). They will try to counter that your mother is (adjective), but upon stating that their mother is a whore, you will win, because nothing beats that.

Your opponent might predict where this is going early on and try to break order, but this just shows them to be a fucking douche.

Originates from a strip in the Gigaville webcomic.
A: That's fucking stupid.
B: You're stupid.
A: Your face is stupid.
B: Your mom's stupid.
A: Your mom's a whore.
B: Oh yeah, well... shit.
by shitty car November 22, 2007
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Your face is

This is most commonly used on a school bus from naive students to support their gossip, even if it's literally a frickin' compliment.
by SpeedoThreeSixty December 21, 2020
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your face is chase

when your so ugly your face ran away and you have to chase it
billy : dom your a faggot
dom: your face is chase
billys attacks no longer damages dom
by somekidoncrackerdoodles August 7, 2019
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Your FACE is ugly

An insult, generally given as a comeback after another stupid insult.
"Your shirt is ugly."
"Well, your FACE is ugly."
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Your Face is Malicious

The state of being so rediculously ugly, that the mere presence of the person is intentionally disrespectful and harsh to anyone who must view.
Oh my goodness! Where did you come from? Your face is malicious!
by Madison Peighton February 9, 2008
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your face is cancer

An expression way to common than it needs to be. It is used by scrubs who think they're funny and cool. The manner in which the scrubs use it is supposed to mean "Your ugly and I'm better than you!" but instead has the reverse effect.
Bob: Jessica, your face is cancer!

Jessica: *Slaps Bob so hard in the face that he falls into another galaxy*
by ROASTBEEF_12 December 22, 2018
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Your face is killing me

A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.
Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'
by cmonjustgimmeahandlename February 7, 2021
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