Your girlfriend

Nonexistent because he of the fact that you are looking it up on urban dictionary

Your girlfriend isn't here because she is cheating on you lmao

by Stampeydude83 November 18, 2018

Someone you forget is existing and waiting for a goodnight wish in your sexy Italian language.

Your girlfriend: cries*
You: “Buonanotte amore mio. “
Your girlfriend: smiles*

by Shabi December 22, 2020

Your Girlfriend

Your Girlfriend doesn’t exist

by Thou Crumpus November 21, 2019

Used as a joke to rip on friends when you see an ugly girl or old lady. substituting a family member for girlfrined is also very effective:

say to friend as you point to a homeless person on the street: "Hey, there's your cousin."

by TommyGun July 1, 2005

This is said to a friend when you see any ugly slut or crack-whore walking down the street.

Me: 'Theres your girlfriend!'
You: 'Shit, I got burnt.'

by Diego November 19, 2003

She is probably cheating On you Rn

by Im under your bes April 24, 2020

To tell a man their girlfriend is fucking ugly in a dumbass
way in man language.

Guy1- Buzz your girlfriend!
Guy2- Man! I was drunk that night. Everything was pretty.

by yourmomsucksweiner December 9, 2009