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Youngstown Shoe Shine 

Puking on somebody's shoes after having drunk way too much.
Damn, Virginia was all up in my face, so I gave her a Youngstown Shoe Shine, sent her on her way.

Youngstown State University 

A reasonably priced institution of higher learning, a.k.a., "the academy on the hill." It was founded in Youngstown, Ohio (between Pittsburgh and Cleveland), as a law school in the YMCA, eventually became a state college and then a state university. It has a great reputation for many of its degrees, including engineering, physical therapy, nursing, business and education. It also has a NEOMFA and a doctorate in education. The campus is sprawling and well-attended by landscapers. The Butler Institute of American Art is surrounded by the YSU campus. Nearby is the world renowned Mill Creek Park.
Many Northeastern Ohio residents--and people from all over the world--attend to save money and end up loving the institution and its faculty and staff, many of whom have national reputations. Killer sports teams! World-class library, Maag Library on Wick Avenue!
There are great Italian restaurants within walking distance, and the downtown has been revived. There are live jazz clubs and great martini bars! Check it out!
Youngstown State University is a tremendous institution where you can obtain a superior education in many fields.

Youngstown Sandwich 

A sexual act in which a man receives both a blowjob and rimjob simultaneously. Proudly developed in Youngstown, Ohio; it's the cities' official pastime and available (with coupon) for a reasonable $25 at local motels like the El Patio.
Albert got herpes from the delicious Youngstown Sandwich he got from Eric and Amy.
Youngstown Sandwich by Yo330 May 30, 2009

youngstown slingshot 

When a girl grabs your nuts from behind, pulls them up over your ass. When she lets go, they sling around and slap you in the chesticles
Man, that bitch gave Ken a Youngstown slingshot and he hasn’t walked the same ever since!

Youngstown King-Sized Bed 

Two twin-sized mattresses, usually of inferior quality and purchased from a discount mattress outlet, pushed together to make a bed similar in size to a King. Named after the city of Youngstown, Ohio, where this concept was developed.
We couldn't afford a standard or California King so we got a Youngstown King-Sized Bed instead.

Youngstown tune-up 

(n) a car bombing
circa 1950's
after reporting what he saw to the local authorities the shop owner received a Youngstown tune-up upon entering his vehicle park outside the Jungle Inn.
Youngstown tune-up by Mojo May 13, 2005