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Murdertown

The nickname for Flint, Michigan. The murder rate here is worse than those in Newark and St. Louis and New Orleans. It’s even worse than Baghdad’s. And with a total police force of 6 officers, the city's crime is rising and protection is dropping.
Person 1: Bro, where you from?
Person 2: Flint, Michigan.
Person 1: Damn!! Youre from Murdertown?? Who died this week?
Murdertown by speaknolies May 14, 2011
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murderclown 

Doug Ford is a murderclown.
Murderclown alert!
murderclown by darkpenguin_efb March 27, 2021

murderboner 

On a male, the physical effect of being aroused at the thought of extinguishing a human life.
An old lady crossed the street in front of my car and I got a murderboner at the thought of flooring it.
murderboner by Danny Valentine December 12, 2010

Murderporn

Shows like Dateline NBC, CNN 20/20, Forensic Files, Cold Case Files, and/or The First 48.
This weekend I sat on the couch and binged on murderporn for 36 hours straight.
Murderporn by the_$tarter August 19, 2019

MurrTown 

Later named Murrieta is located in Southern California's Inland Empire. Everyone who has a drivers license in this town has received a speeding ticket or a stop sign ticket by one of murrtowns douchie cops who hide behind bushes and small children to give tickets to old ladies and small children at the skate park. Most kids in high school are either jocks hoping to go to some college at the beach or out of state or dgaf bromiester scene rats taking everything from prescription pills to bong rips of DMT. More professional motocross riders live here than anywhere in the world, the metal mulisha was originated in Murrtowns neighbor city TeeMec and there are more lifted trucks on every street than an Indian reservation. Tons of hot blonde chicks drive white Scions with Dior shades and if you hit up Old Town on a thursday night you have about 35% better chance of getting laid(though the women may be older than your mom). Tom Cruise is rumored to have a house in Greer Ranch and Pro skater Johnny Layton mastered most of his skills at the MurrPark Located on Cal Oaks. Mad kids are always running around the colony is the capital of golf for old people world wide. Most people in Murrtown complain about being bored allot and having nothing to do when they cant throw a party in there parents house so they post definitions on websites like this one to save themselves from the terrible death of masturbation.
MurrTown blows, lets take a trip to the bay and come back with a sheet of Lucy.

The last time I went to MurrTown I got crabs.

I swear god the next time I'm in MurrTown I'm bustin out my nine and bustin a cap in that pigs ass.

Murdertron 

1.) The form that Optimus Prime takes after forming with Charlie Manson, Marilyn Manson and The Misfits. Extremely powerful and can blow up all yo shizitz with a single missle.

2.) A way to describe a person who is extremely mad.
"Murdertron is the Po Po."

"That nigga went all Murdertron on his ass after he called his mama a nigger bitch."
Murdertron by DethKlokMod March 31, 2008

Murrtown Beatdown 

Basically a slang that some people from Murrietan descent use to threaten, bitch out, or otherwise joke around with someone. It describes a situation in which someone is beaten senseless by members of Murrieta's community. Sometimes shortened with MTBD.
James: Dude some dick took my girlfriend!
Kevin: Ah, we'll get him with an old Murrtown Beatdown!
Murrtown Beatdown by james002 February 13, 2009