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(yu-k); verb; to Youke (Youked, Youkes, Youker)

When a man ejaculates prematurely.

Orgin: A female friend met Boston RedSox 1st baseman Kevin Youkilis in a bar. They hit it off and went back to her place. The night, however, didn't end well on account of his early finish.
"How was Fred last night?"
"Not much to talk about; he Youked it."

"Dude, you're such a Youker."

"She's so hot. I bet any guy she's with Youkes immediately!"
Youke by Leah P September 11, 2008
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Thom Yorke 

(tom-york) n. a reasonable man, get off his case.
Thom Yorke is Thom Yorke.
Thom Yorke by El Asso Wipo December 2, 2003
A Youcef is a very cool and loyal Arab man.
You can always count on him because he is a true Hufflepuff. He can also tame snakes and fly carpets.
He loves chicken nuggets and rfiss (arab dessert) more than anything else.
Get yourself a Youcef, seriously.
- Hey, have you seen Youcef lately ?
- Nah man, he must be too busy getting chicks or playing video games.
Youcef by clmencekr December 24, 2019

Newb Yorker 

Someone who is new to New York.
Adam's always taking the wrong train. He's such a Newb Yorker.
Newb Yorker by adampash February 21, 2013

Thom Yorke 

Genius; incredibly talented, the most beautiful voice, filled with power and emotion, lead singer of the greatest modern rock band, Radiohead. The songs are so deep and full of meaning that they you don't always catch it until you've gone for six days without sleep and all you can hear is the music. Then it makes so much sense and changes your life. Truly incredible, weirdass guy.
Thom Yorke is what is missing in your life.
Thom Yorke by ThomFan November 28, 2004

desk yoke 

Derived from Italy.

Means I do believe in fairies.
Bob- "I do believe in fairies"

George- "I desk yoke too! I swear I saw one yesterday"
desk yoke by Oliver Pellegrino April 4, 2011
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