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(yu-k); verb; to Youke (Youked, Youkes, Youker)

When a man ejaculates prematurely.

Orgin: A female friend met Boston RedSox 1st baseman Kevin Youkilis in a bar. They hit it off and went back to her place. The night, however, didn't end well on account of his early finish.
"How was Fred last night?"
"Not much to talk about; he Youked it."

"Dude, you're such a Youker."

"She's so hot. I bet any guy she's with Youkes immediately!"
Youke by Leah P September 11, 2008
Words you can keep

Thom Yorke 

(tom-york) n. a reasonable man, get off his case.
Thom Yorke is Thom Yorke.
Thom Yorke by El Asso Wipo December 2, 2003
A Youcef is a very cool and loyal Arab man.
You can always count on him because he is a true Hufflepuff. He can also tame snakes and fly carpets.
He loves chicken nuggets and rfiss (arab dessert) more than anything else.
Get yourself a Youcef, seriously.
- Hey, have you seen Youcef lately ?
- Nah man, he must be too busy getting chicks or playing video games.
Youcef by clmencekr December 24, 2019

Newb Yorker 

Adam's always taking the wrong train. He's such a Newb Yorker.
Newb Yorker by adampash February 21, 2013

Thom Yorke 

Genius; incredibly talented, the most beautiful voice, filled with power and emotion, lead singer of the greatest modern rock band, Radiohead. The songs are so deep and full of meaning that they you don't always catch it until you've gone for six days without sleep and all you can hear is the music. Then it makes so much sense and changes your life. Truly incredible, weirdass guy.
Thom Yorke is what is missing in your life.
Thom Yorke by ThomFan November 28, 2004

desk yoke 

Derived from Italy.

Means I do believe in fairies.
Bob- "I do believe in fairies"

George- "I desk yoke too! I swear I saw one yesterday"
desk yoke by Oliver Pellegrino April 4, 2011
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Youber by humandictionaryboi May 3, 2020
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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